Lily (◠‿◠✿)
mymindisnotonfire:

I wasn’t ready for Phil in the school uniform. I think I might need help.

mymindisnotonfire:

I wasn’t ready for Phil in the school uniform. I think I might need help.

dolllarbills:

*when a girl takes a nude and it gets leaked*

everyone: omg she’s such a whore she shouldn’t be sending inappropriate pictures to random guys wow

*when a guy takes a nude and it gets leaked*

everyone: wow the girl who leaked it is unbelievable like he trusted her and she did that to him wow……….


  • 16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
  • Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
  • Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
  • Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!

zohbugg:

if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game. 

dansbody:

Pixel Dan&Phil are here to meet you!
Are you at home crying because you aren’t meeting Dan and Phil at SITC? Then cry no more because pixel Dan and Phil are here to meet you!
(You don’t even have to queue)

dansbody:

Pixel Dan&Phil are here to meet you!

Are you at home crying because you aren’t meeting Dan and Phil at SITC? Then cry no more because pixel Dan and Phil are here to meet you!

(You don’t even have to queue)

PHIL HIT 2,000,000 SUBSCRIBERS🙈 IM SO PROUD🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

PHIL HIT 2,000,000 SUBSCRIBERS🙈 IM SO PROUD🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

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zayum-troyler:

Troye is a model.

zayum-troyler:

Troye is a model.

hated-and-helpless:

dutchster:

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

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neither do a lot of women

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philesler:

twinsies !!!11!!1!1!